He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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