Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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