i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
True college students do jello shots in the library
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