He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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