Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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