? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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