We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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