And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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