Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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