he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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