I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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