Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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