with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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