And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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