So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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