the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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