Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There r osticjed everywhere
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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