She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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