I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm at about main and main street
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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