my mouth tastes like poor choices
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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