YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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