So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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