Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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