please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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