She said her name was "party"
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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