Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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