i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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