Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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