Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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