it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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