talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
