To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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