Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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