I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
