Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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