I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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