I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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