The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
3pm strippers are depressing
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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