My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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