i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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