Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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