i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
