She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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