Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My ass is underappreciated
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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