Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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