if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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