He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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