why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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