He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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