4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
