sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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