He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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