I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My ass is underappreciated
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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