please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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