Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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